Xeno Danger Evil @XenoDangerEvil@dpw.social

If you’ve seen one Sbarro, you’ve seen the mall.

Can’t spell Jesus without sus

There is almost no chance that Hollywood recognizes what people actually like about "Barbie," and an extremely high chance that, instead, we're subjected to years of movies on such themes as G.I. Joe and Hot Wheels.

Steve: 1
Secret Service: 0

#HackerCrackdown #OperationSundevil

My number one #Mastodon tip for people is to boost more!

Discovery sucks on Mastodon, which is partially by design, but it also means it’s hard to find new and interesting people here. If you see something cool, reach for that boost button as well!

"Behind every Proud Boy is a sad mom"
Sticker spotted in Portland, Oregon

My old BluRay player broke and I had to buy a new one at the mall. Guess what...

They don't sell them anymore.

I hadn't thought it was this bad until this week when I tried to play a DVD on my PS4.

I had to change the DVD region code... only 4 changes left.

What shit is this? I already own the damn DVD, and I'm gonna have to change the damn region code every time I change movie.

Guess I'm gonna have to buy one PS4 for Region 1, and another for Region 4.

Fuck that shit. I'm redownloading the movie from a pirate site. And perhaps you should do the same with all your legitimately bought collection.

#DRM #Piracy

To be honest, my favourite thing about being an adult has to be that no one can tell me not to pet street cats.

Any given day has about 8 hours of real potential to get shit done. But, if two of those hours get wasted, I'm just like, "Screw it, the whole day is shot in the ass. Just bag the whole thing."

Internet challenge: create a website that *doesn't* prompt you to subscribe to their alerts and notify you when there's an update.

♫ We’re Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band ♫

There's a decent chance Republicans start a civil war if Trump is imprisoned. But there's also a decent chance they'll start a civil war if Fritos does a brand deal with RuPaul.

I, a financially savvy shopper, have been holding off on buying $80 headphones so I can get them on Prime Day when they're artificially marked up to $140 and then listed on sale for $80.

You have to learn to love yourself before you can gradually begin to tolerate other people

Checkmate, transphobes.

The perfect meme doesn't exi—

Freaked fans! See the film and me in-person tonight at The Prince Charles Cinema in London!My last night of screenings in town. Tix:

https://princecharlescinema.com/PrinceCharlesCinema.dll/WhatsOn?f=27414515

If by "picking up hotties at the club" you mean going to #Costco for rotisserie chicken then yeah I am.
@amandacsb2 @bkm @talia_christine

And I say to Justice Alito, no provision in the Constitution gives him the authority to regulate women's bodies.