Xeno Danger Evil @XenoDangerEvil@dpw.social

If you can't handle me at what you have mistakenly assumed is my worst, then prepare to be unpleasantly surprised in the immediate future.

This was floating around somewhere and I had the urge to remake it at a higher resolution and with a more appropriate font.

programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like

"GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds.

GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping.

See why Microsoft, OpenAI and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows."

and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is

The entire Star Wars Franchise was purchased for 40 billion dollars less than Twitter. I think about that sometimes.

Actually getting stupider over time is the most human trait AI can have 😂👌

Don't block me.

That would totally not ruin the date for me.

Ah yes, how could I forget?

I'll catch you unawares.

If you really want a Barbie and Oppenheimer crossover, it was made in 1995 and it's called Tank Girl.

This is a credible proposal for DRM for websites in general. It would enable unbeatable adblock-blocking. It would prevent user customization for not just convenience but also accessibility.

I do not say this lightly: Enabling the forfeiture of control over the browsing experience is a fundamentally evil idea that must be rejected now, as it has been in the past, and we must remain vigilant against its reemergence in the future.

https://github.com/RupertBenWiser/Web-Environment-Integrity/blob/main/explainer.md

was feeling pretty good about myself until I remembered who I was

Me: "I can do anything I set my mind to"

*does nothing*

Yes, women can be sexy after 40 but I am choosing to be a moss encrusted forest troll instead.

Dudes and dudettes. Let's rock.

https://fashionunited.com/news/fashion/crocs-to-launch-punk-rock-inspired-collaboration/2021061440440

Content is corporate.

Don't be corporate.

The only way left to combat the algorithms is being aggressively human.

Why talk on the phone for 5 minutes when we can have the exact same conversation via text over the next 10 hours?!

I do what I want. You don’t pepper-own-me.
#pizza #notmypic