Xeno Danger Evil @XenoDangerEvil@dpw.social

i did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as i start it twelve years ago

You can ask me to act normal or act natural but please understand these are two entirely different things

#library #libraries

"We never saw any of this ADHD or autism stuff when I was young!"

You never saw any photos of the surface of Mars back then either, but I'm pretty sure it was still there the whole time

Throws out a perfectly good pickle jar

*adds #minimalist to bio

Lobsters probably think fish are birds.

Yep, I'm going on another rant. When you start learning about First Wave Feminism, it's shocking how radical it was. One of the major ideas was to get women out from under household chores, so they could have time to pursue things they were actually passionate about. The ideas were radical and very socialistic, communal lifestyles where people share chores, so everyone has time for what they want to do, and little underground trains that brought you meals, and took the dirty dishes away. Now it feels like we got a half-hearted sexual revolution and a microwave, but women still do the majority of housework and childcare. There are more women in the work force than men, and there are more women with higher education than men, and there is STILL PAY DISPARITY. Somehow women are working harder than ever. How the hell did that happen?

News: ‘The pollen count will be astronomical today’

Me: ‘All this tree cum is really screwing up my life’

I wasn’t creeping on your posts from a month ago, I’m just THAT far behind on my timeline.

"MAKE BAD ART" IS SUCH A GOOD EXHORTATION. EXPRESSION IS GOOD FOR YOUR SOUL, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO COMMODIFY IT.

That old classic paradox: If a life coach knew the secrets to being successful, why would they choose to be a life coach?

Don't tell me what to do. I mean, I strongly suggest you consider not telling me what to do.

If your ice cream truck doesn't play only Tom Waits songs, don't even drive down my street.

@Richard_Littler 👍🥰 #Birb #CovidIsNotOver #Covid #Knitting #Embroidery #Chrochet

Me: can I wish for more wishes

Genie: no

Me: i wish for $20 then

Genie: granted

Me: *slides $20 across table* how about those wishes now

Not to brag, but I am AWESOME at starting several different projects at once and never really finishing any of them.

Petition to replace "drop it like it's hot" with "yeet it like it's heated"

Another reason to support The Cypress in Reno, NV: this sticker on their beer fridge. #RenoNV #MakeNazisDeadAgain