Xeno Danger Evil @XenoDangerEvil@dpw.social

Immigration wanted to know what I do. I run an NGO. “But what do you do?” We scan books and make them available for free. “But what do you really do?” We scan 1.5 million pages per month including tens of thousands of books in Kannada language. “Really. Wow. What’s the URL?” Writes down archive.org and puts the slip of paper in his pocket.

I need this service, too!

Me: Can I tell you a UDP joke?

Friend: Sure, go ahead.

Me: I hope you liked it.

It all makes sense now 🥹

@thestrangelet @pluralistic Those forced arbitration contracts are a widespread problem. I really feel our attorneys general, et al ought to be prohibiting such contracts. It should not be possible to have a contract where people waive their legal rights.

I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down".

Video Games in the 80s: Run! Jump! Eat this flower! Collect the coins!

Video Games Now: You are a broken man, haunted by the choices you've made. You do not fear the sweet embrace of death, but you still have unfinished business.

When you may have exaggerated, just a bit, on your resume.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humour #humor

Hey, if you live anywhere near the Western Addition in San Francisco and you like pizza, *please* order from Little Star on Divisadero as often as possible. They're still in business in that location, but they're struggling and need a ton of support to stay open. 🍕💘

Hi everyone! I'm trying to get more people signed up for Games for Blind Gamers 3! We still have less sign ups than the 2nd, so if you can help spread the word about this jam it'd be greatly appreciated! It's all about making blind accessible video games! https://itch.io/jam/games-for-blind-gamers-3 #GameDev #indiedev #A11y

They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time

Lunch?!?
I like you, but not 'get dressed and leave the house to see you' like you.

Tax prep 2023

#caturday

#weird #strange #different #nicepics #bizarre

Fun fact: before fire was invented in the early 90s people would huddle around tube amps in the winter to keep warm.

#thicc

Wow, that's so interesting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

You mean, my very own?

How to hug a conservative.