Ok so you know my idea about a search engine that never indexes sites with predatory code (tracking, ad bloat), well there IS a search engine that won't index any site with JavaScript.
That's way more aggressive than I was thinking, but https://www.wiby.me is a great way to find the old web vibe, if you want to go surfing the old way.
Hell, even my old websites from 1995-2001 (which are still up) probably won't show because at one point I used JavaScript to make annoying pixels hover around the mouse pointer. It doesn't even work anymore, but it's still JavaScript.
This is a server intended for use by people who have worked for the burningman project at large. Please be prepared to prove that this applies to you.