was retroactive to 85 years ago, such that all parents had to forfeit 18 years of reckless abandon and whimsy in return for being the object of spite and ungratefulness from their progeny. After the passage of the NSLFTBOTNGA, Necessity had been ordered to turn over 18 years worth of joy and drunkenness spent with friends, acquaintances and total strangers, this prompted a maternity suit against laziness, who had been sleeping on the father of inventions couch at the time of invention's concept