Xeno Danger Evil @XenoDangerEvil@dpw.social

In the latest @smashingsecurity podcast the irrepresible @ThomLangford joined me and Carole Theriault, as we discussed a possible aCropalypse for Google Pixel users, house buying scams, and just why TikTok is being singled out for attack by... well, everyone.

Find "Smashing Security" in your favourite podcast app such as Apple Podcasts or Spotify, or listen at
https://www.smashingsecurity.com/314

#cybersecurity #podcast #tiktok #android #vulnerability #scam

hey everbody

i made a new video. it's about how stereo sound works on vinyl records.

please provide me with positive reinforcement for holding back on chastising the youngins for continuing to call records "vinyls"

also please never ever do that you heathens

anyway, here's the linky-dink (i'm giving you, like, 10 minutes early access!)

https://youtu.be/3DdUvoc7tJ4

Him: Did you just call me a dickwad

Me: Sorry new phone my auto-correct is still learning

Him: You wrote it in lipstick across my mirror

Not all who wander are lost, but I am.

Seriously, where the fu*k am I?

My whole life has been one long dramatic pause after another

hornyphon

real talk: being gen X kind of sucks right now because our boomer parents are all dying, sick, and, or, suffering from dementia. we are a v self sufficient cohort, and proud of it but don't underestimate the shit we're likely going through. as ever, kindness first.

gen X is also discovering illness ourselves. it's a trip, and it fucking sucks.

anyway - every generation gets their time in the barrel. for gen X it is now.

shout out to all y'all that are going through some things. i see you.

Linux powers everything and so often you come across broken #Linux Tux logo too. Ha!

Trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost and follow me if you:

-Believe the lava from lava lamps must be returned to volcanoes, where it rightfully belongs.
-Mentally greet each dog you see just in case they are telepathic.
-Think that airplanes are too heavy to fly and refuse to listen anytime someone attempts to explain the physics of it to you.
-Argue that every marathon runner should shave their eyebrows to be a little bit faster.
-Want toddlers to eligible to run for president.

Prayer is like masturbation:

- You think of someone who isn’t really there.

- Only the person doing it gets anything from it.

- It’s awkward watching or hearing someone do it, especially at the family dinner table or at a restaurant.

The difference between Scott Adams and Charles Schulz :

“I believe that our greatest strength lies always in the protection of our smallest minorities.”

— C. Schultz (1970)

#scottadams #dilbert #cartoon #comics #BlackHistoryMonth #blackmastodon #BlackFedi #humanrights #activism #Monday #SilentSunday #quotes #politics #news #love #hate

Accidentally hit like on an ad while I was scrolling. Now I have to get rid of my phone and start a new life somewhere off the grid.

Chaotic Good hacker https://spindash.tumblr.com/post/709629777477353472/came-out-of-my-dads-printer-at-work

Reposting with alt. text 😌

Him: seriously it was your turn to wash dishes and buy groceries

Me: *eating ketchup with chopsticks* I'm already set for dinner tonight

Scientists from the RAND Corporation have created this model to illustrate how a "home computer" could look like in the year 2004. However the needed technology will not be economically feasible for the average home. ...

I do not know who the artist is but I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣

#starwars

I find all behavior suspicious.