Xeno Danger Evil @XenoDangerEvil@dpw.social

Dude, your fly is down.

I now have more followers on Mastodon than my dad's stupid dog on Instagram. Who's a good boy now, huh dad??

a salad-related tale

source: Sara K. Runnels @omgskr

People know what I'm not, and they think that means they understand who I am. I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

DOCTOR: i have good news and bad news

SCHRÖDINGER: give me both at the same time

Her: You’ve changed.

Chameleon: Jesus, Brenda, not this again.

Meow.📦

Good morning

fuck the system

What comes next? #programming #softwaredevelopment

Licking a 9v battery just to feel something.

THIS ENTERTAINER I THOUGHT I LIKED FOR VAPID UNREFLECTIVE CULTURAL REASONS SAID SOMETHING POLITICAL AND BECAUSE I’M DIM AND INATTENTIVE AND NEVER NOTICED ANYTHING THEY SAID BEFORE I AM SHOCKED AND ALSO MAD SO I WILL BOYCOTT AND COMPLAIN

@cwebber I've been thinking a lot lately about how the old saw that "nothing is ever really deleted on the internet" is almost completely untrue now -- almost everything on the internet is deleted (or at least rendered inaccessible) eventually nowadays. Whole decades of internet history and culture are already gone.

"Such is modern computing: everything simple is made too complicated because it’s easy to fiddle with; everything complicated stays complicated because it’s hard to fix."
-- Rob Pike (Known for #Unix, Plan 9, UTF-8, Go Lang) #quotes #linux

Saw a young couple holding hands and laughing and I can’t wait until those assholes have children.

Much to my chagrin, I don’t get to work “much to my chagrin” into conversation as much as I would like.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but gesundheit.